Fawx Energy Tee (Black)

$25.00

Need an instant energy boost?
Try FAWX ENERGY!

The brand-new energy drink that is scientifically unproven to not give you extra limbs!

WARNING!
Fawx Energy is not responsible for the following possible side effects:

Hyper-Intelligence… but only in useless trivia. You’ll know the history of spoons but forget your own name.

Microwave Communication. Every beep suddenly feels personal.

Accidental Teleportation. One sip, and you might wake up in your neighbor’s backyard.

Uncontrollable Bowel Movements. We’d explain, but we don’t want to.

The Sudden Urge to Imitate Michael Jackson. Moonwalking is inevitable. The glove is optional.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.